overheard in the HOV

laura: i like your harmonizing!

sara: what? you like my hymen?

HOV craigslist picks

this ones for laura...you GOTTA call this guy...

"I am looking for a sexy, fun girl with a bit of a wild side. I think there is nothing lovelier on the woman's body than her feet. I am searching for a pretty girl with gorgeous feet who loves them massaged and worshipped. I think it is one of the most sensual experiences you can imagine for both parties. If you haven't had your soles licked or your toes sucked, you are missing out on one of the great pleasures of life. Though many women have this fantasy, it is now always easy to find the ones to fulfill them as it is still considered a fetish kink...but its really not, its hot and its normal. "

overheard at the HOV, front porch edition

saraliz: while walking to work this weekend, there was a cancer walk going on. they were all wearing pink, which isn't that wierd...but they ALL had fanny packs on.

laura: like, all the same kind?

chaely: yeah, like they gave them out for the walk?

saraliz: no. they were all different. so, you think when you get cancer...do you get a fanny pack?

laura: yes. "i have good news and bad news. bad news, you have cancer. good news, you get this totally sweet fanny pack!"

overheard at the HOV

saraliz: "guess where i'll be for christmas!"

rachel: ".....in my belly."

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welcome to the house of vagina. three girls living detroit.

we follow rule number one.
1. WE DON'T FUCK AROUND.